Total Medals Earned: 480 (From 114 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,015 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/445 points)
beat first level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
survive after the ball speedup
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
get an additional life
reach 500m mark
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 5/15 (50/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
go two levels deep
finish a project in less than 27 commands
finish a flash project
Medals Earned: 6/8 (140/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 6/11 (150/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Get the bad ending.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
