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[Yoko]

This is great.

I love this game's style. The gameplay is dull, but it looks wonderful.

[Ashes 2 Ashes: Zombies!]

Not a bad game.

The silliest thing about this game is the fact that you can spend all day whacking balls with the bat, but when the zombies approach you, you're forced to let them eat you rather than take their heads off with the same bat.

[Upgrade Complete!]

Disappointing.

I was really enjoying this game until I reached this bit at the end; Maytbe next time you're playing a game you'll rate it more on how much fun you're having and less on how complex the upgrade system is.
Apart from being presumptuous condescending, it's so poorly-written that it's insulting. And, even in the context of this "meta" game, it doesn't make any sense.

[Vector Defender.]

Minor frustrations.

The look and sound of the game are good, if not trite. The gameplay, however, needs work. The rate of fire is way too slow. It begins to become less of a challenge and more of a source of frustration after a while.

[Bummin' A Ride]

Very enjoyable.

This is a great game. It is, however, too repitive and too long.

finefin responds:

thanks!
length of playing time depends on how you play...
it is possible to beat the game within 10 minutes.

[Funky Nail Art]

I'm worried.

These games keep being labeled as "for girls", but I'm enjoying them all tremendously.

[Imageination]

Boring.

The biggest problem with these games is the lack of fuzzy logic when it comes to accepting answers. I lost all my points because I kept tying "binocular" instead of "binoculars" into the answer field. The concept is overdone, anyhow.

horizoner responds:

bug removed ;)

[Bullet Chain]

Too difficult.

This game is rather challenging, but that doesn't make it bad. It would require an insane amount of intuition and dumb luck to do very well at it, though. It's not a terrible entry into an already overfull genre.

[Chute Academy]

? ok .

I think I only kept playing this game to see if it would ever get challening or interesting. That being said, however, I did keep playing the game.

[Flash IP Address Changer]

Not real.

As far as I can tell, this doesn't actually do anything.
Is that the point, is this meant to be a joke or am I just missing something?