Total Medals Earned: 480 (From 114 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,015 Points
Medals Earned: 6/11 (150/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Get the bad ending.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/230 points)
Complete the game
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 14/20 (215/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)
Recover some strength
Get your legs back
Become a full human
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 11/24 (115/180 points)
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.